A Chat

I had a chat with my course mate. I tell him that I want to know a girl as I like her, and this is what he taught me... Enjoy!

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黄氏之子™ says:
i like [censored]

Friend says:
= =

Friend says:
den go ahead ba...

黄氏之子™ says:
how leh?

Friend says:
movie man

Friend says:
sms her

黄氏之子™ says:
i scare

Friend says:
pretend stranger

Friend says:
fuk u

黄氏之子™ says:
then?

黄氏之子™ says:
really scare lah

Friend says:
sms nonid c face la

黄氏之子™ says:
then?

Friend says:
sms her den get closer 2 her la

黄氏之子™ says:
what if she found out who i am?

Friend says:
den ma propose lo

黄氏之子™ says:
fuck lah

黄氏之子™ says:
i really wanna know her but feel pai seh leh

Friend says:
zzz

黄氏之子™ says:
because she know i always look at her

Friend says:
paiseh ur head la

Friend says:
be a man

黄氏之子™ says:
so she'll know it's me

Friend says:
start sms wif her 1st la

Friend says:
she will dunno who is dat la

黄氏之子™ says:
what if she dont have credits?

Friend says:
wont la

黄氏之子™ says:
how you know?

Friend says:
i owas sms her ma

Friend says:
wakaka

Friend says:
aiyo

Friend says:
start ur 1st step la

Friend says:
ornot u wont get to know more about her la

黄氏之子™ says:
what if she dont reply??

Friend says:
like dat lo

黄氏之子™ says:
you help me sms her first lah

Friend says:
pretend dat

Friend says:
fuk u

Friend says:
listen la

Friend says:
pretend dat

黄氏之子™ says:
pretend what?

Friend says:
she is de one call u

Friend says:
mean u hv a unknown miss call in ur phone

Friend says:
den u jz sms ask who izzit

黄氏之子™ says:
.....too ridiculuos lah...she knows she didnt call me one mah

黄氏之子™ says:
got records one lah

Friend says:
but u jz argue dat

黄氏之子™ says:
......

Friend says:
u hv her phone number in ur miss call list la

黄氏之子™ says:
...

Friend says:
den after dat

Friend says:
jz leave it

Friend says:
i mean don take any second step

Friend says:
wait and c she got sms u or wat

Friend says:
i mean after u claim dat nvm d

Friend says:
den be cool

Friend says:
Haha

黄氏之子™ says:
then?

Friend says:
if she feel dat

Friend says:
nono

Friend says:
er

Friend says:
after u be cool rite?

Friend says:
den u wait 1 to 2 day

Friend says:
c she got ask u anything

Friend says:
if she din sms u

Friend says:
den u pretend sending wrong message

黄氏之子™ says:
.....

黄氏之子™ says:
tooo obvious lah

Friend says:
de content of de msg muz be like dat

Friend says:
'i m waiting u now at outside, i hope i can c u. if cant i will be dere until i c u'

Friend says:
i will be dere and not leaving until i c u

Friend says:
sure she will get shock and reply u

黄氏之子™ says:
....

Friend says:
and then

黄氏之子™ says:
interesting

Friend says:
u be cool

Friend says:
saying dat

Friend says:
'oh, dat is a script dat i write 4 my actor. soli dat wrong sending' c u

Friend says:
ok

Friend says:
by now

Friend says:
she will think dat

黄氏之子™ says:
it'll work one or not? too dramatic lah your plan

Friend says:
haha

黄氏之子™ says:
think what?

Friend says:
if don try den how will know it work ornot leh

Friend says:
so muz try la

Friend says:
so she will think dat

Friend says:
u mayb working sth wif broadcasting

Friend says:
as she is taking broadcast

Friend says:
so she will hv sum interest dat wat script dat written by u

Friend says:
ok

Friend says:
if she din ask u

Friend says:
den u can hav a way 2 go

Friend says:
everyday

Friend says:
same time

Friend says:
sending phrase dat u owas like 2 write

Friend says:
i mean u feel dat is yao yeng 1

Friend says:
send 2 her

黄氏之子™ says:
why?

Friend says:
if she admire ur talent

Friend says:
den u win d

Friend says:
okla

黄氏之子™ says:
....

Friend says:
u c la

Friend says:
she taking broadcast rite?

黄氏之子™ says:
yea

Friend says:
den be a director previously rite?

Friend says:
means dat

Friend says:
she is interest in shooting ba

Friend says:
if not

Friend says:
i don think normally a gal will want 2 be a director

Friend says:
and she is success be a director

黄氏之子™ says:
i..i... still paiseh lah

黄氏之子™ says:
or you ask her to add me in friendster and msn lah

黄氏之子™ says:
and dont tell her who i am

Friend says:
= =

Friend says:
fuk u

Friend says:
go do wat 1 teach u jz now la

黄氏之子™ says:
really pai seh lah

黄氏之子™ says:
ask her to add me lah

黄氏之子™ says:
so we can chat

黄氏之子™ says:
and know each other first

黄氏之子™ says:
then ha! she will be mine

Friend says:
fuk u...

Friend says:
i don hv her msn la

Friend says:
okla

Friend says:
i try ask 4 u la

黄氏之子™ says:
really?

黄氏之子™ says:
ask her to add me leh

黄氏之子™ says:
ha...

Friend says:
...

Friend says:
add ppl la

黄氏之子™ says:
ask her to add lah

黄氏之子™ says:
ah boh she'll think i want 追 her

黄氏之子™ says:
she'll avoid me

Friend says:
u fuk

Friend says:
wan know ppl

Friend says:
den don want take action

Friend says:
u swt

Friend says:
!!!!!!!

黄氏之子™ says:
same what she add me

Friend says:
don want chap siao u liao

黄氏之子™ says:
wei

黄氏之子™ says:
dont want like that lah

黄氏之子™ says:
you suddenly put my email add. to her

黄氏之子™ says:
then dont tell her anything

黄氏之子™ says:
she'll add me loh

Friend says:
i dunno her la

黄氏之子™ says:
ask your friend do so lah

黄氏之子™ says:
you are my 月老 you know?

Friend says:
月ｕｒ　ｂｉｒｄ　ｂｉｒｄ　ｌａ

Friend says:
like dat la

Friend says:
not free d